this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah
gif would’ve been way cooler too
me and wendy have lots of free time
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we need more, like of Joel, Franck Bob Rifo and anyone else…
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oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
When a crystal gem has a child, that child inherits their gem stone and the parent gives up their physical form for their child. (We already know about this because of the “Laser light cannon” episode)
So each crystal gem gets a gem stone from one of their parents so that means every crystal gem has to lose either their mother or father to be born.
However Garnet has two gem stones which means….
She lost both of her parents.
good conversation starters:
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing skirts"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing thigh highs"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing maid outfits"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing lingerie"
bad conversation starters:
- anything else