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mizfitjess:

yup, i got sucked into doing this too

mizfitjess:

yup, i got sucked into doing this too

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3 weeks ago

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via moistbottom)

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1 month ago

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

(via thesadvoyager)

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1 month ago

apolkadotnerd:

thepottertardis:

a collection of some of my favorites: part 2

THE LAST ONE THO

(Source: thescienceofseductionn, via rivaimyassaman)

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(Source: pause-cows, via neontuba)

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1 month ago

rynnay:

Request by d1sazt3rmast3r.

I fucking love Deadpool.

(Source: holepsi, via man-man-of-man-christo)

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1 month ago

kavinskysdick:

Manly robots doing manly things.

(via funkghost)

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1 month ago

anidorikildra:

shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

It’s even better because he’s on a ship.

(via robot-pasta)

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1 month ago

astroextensionist:

buttsetcetera:

what i know about breaking bad because of tumblr: 

  • the dad from malcolm in the middle started cooking meth and now he’s really mean
  • one of the people he’s mean to is a boy who is very cute and kind of looks like a puppy and says bad words sometimes
  • the cute boy cries a lot and malcolm in the middle’s dad doesn’t even care?????

nailed it

(via ekke-olle-van-oe)

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1 month ago

datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

(Source: diaemyung, via yani-senpai)

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1 month ago

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

(via daftbanger)

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